27degreessouth:

turntechstridercest:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you.

carryonmywincestsounds:

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

there-are-always-words:

theperksofbeingasuperwholockian:

spockward:

imfallingwithoutyou:

korrawr:

silentlylosingmymind:

mckardashian:

they need to get married

i ship it

this is adorable

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I understood that reference

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I did not understand that reference

http://youtu.be/zZnqBL6iYjA

saltandtea-in221b:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

my-mom-found-my-blog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT THE 3 ON AMERICAN KEYBOARDS IS THE # KEY AND ON THE PHONE THEY TELL YOU TO PRESS “THE POUND KEY” WHICH IS THE #

where the fuck did there pound key go???

THAT IS THEIR POUND KEY

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

This needs more notes.

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

teamneopia:

unwantedfruitcake:

What if you went to the Sakhmet Fruit Machine one day and it was like:

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

betterthanlegos:

s-guy:

abitgarish:

wolfbearsnake:

xxcrashcourse:

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

Good for her.

fuck yeah

THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING

omfg

tastefullyoffensive:

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