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ectosleuth:

When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test

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number 2 is the type of lead.. (in art its 4b, 2b, hb (#2), 2h, 4h, etc) most mechanical pencils are number 2.

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Posted 20 Oct
rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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Posted 20 Oct
hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?


THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE
transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN
easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

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Posted 19 Oct

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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Posted 19 Oct

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes, via cheapcumshots)

Posted 19 Oct