I'm a Sandwich Artist.
I make terrible jokes.
I'm not funny.
I'm pretty boring, actually.
I like Doctor Who, cats,
food, and Animal Crossing.
These are mostly what i blog about.
Occasionally, I reblog things from
fandoms I am not apart of.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some
dont bring this back
I waited an entire year to make this post. It’s coming back.
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
When people reach around the counter for napkins🔫🔫 I fucking have you some if you would fucking look you twat
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing
In love w/u
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
Me: *chugging over half a bottle of snapple because I have to work in the morning and want to go to bed*
Nick: “you realize it will be the same snapple in the morning, right?”
Me: “it has schnapps in it.”