i didn’t download all this bullshit for three notes
I'm a Sandwich Artist.
I make terrible jokes.
I'm not funny.
I'm pretty boring, actually.
I like Doctor Who, cats,
food, and Animal Crossing.
These are mostly what i blog about.
Occasionally, I reblog things from
fandoms I am not apart of.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment
I was going to wait to do this giveaway for 1000 followers (so close!), but I’ve decided to reset my town, so why not do this for you all already?! there will be three winners, and they will each receive all the pictured prizes! this giveaway ends on March 10th at 11pm EST!!!RULES:
- must be following me
- all reblogs + likes count
- have your ask box open
- respond within 24 hours
that’s it! good luck!!! ( ˘ ³ ˘ ) ♥
waking up and getting up are two very very different things
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport