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I'm 21 years old.
I'm a Sandwich Artist.
I make terrible jokes.
I'm not funny.
I'm pretty boring, actually.
I like Doctor Who, cats,
food, and Animal Crossing.
These are mostly what i blog about.
Occasionally, I reblog things from
fandoms I am not apart of.

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

This isn’t a game show, you don’t get extra points for yelling your answers at me.

xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

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I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

Last night for some reason they left the key in the fountain even though it wasn’t even turned off. Without thinking I turn the key and take it out, actually turning it off. First customer (who was a twat anyway) goes over to the fountain and says how it’s broken or not working or whatever. I get the key and turn it on and he goes, “oh, you’ve got a special tool to turn it on?!” “…it’s a key”.

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I have over 3k items in my inventory for the rubbish avatar

regrettableneopets:

I didn’t think this through. My quick stock isn’t working.

Go to quick stock. Click discard on an item then just use tab and the down arrow to go through 75 then hit enter.

poppytongue:

I spell it grey and not gray not because I’m pretentious but because I play neopets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯